Thus far, here has been my day:
7:30 Can I have a brownie? Nrrrrmph. Breakfast.
7:45 I ate my breakfast. Can I have a brownie?? No. No brownies until after lunch.
7:50 Can I have a brownie? (Chris brought home a flat of leftover brownies last night)
8:00 Oooh, a new egg! can I have a brownie?
8:15 I ate some egg. Can I have a brownie? No, after LUNCH.
12:05 Did I eat enough lunch for a brownie? YES, GO EAT THE EVERLOVING BROWNIE.
12:10 Can I have another brownie??
Repeat every 10-12 minute for remainer of the day
4:15 I begin madly devouring brownies, hidden from the children. The faster I eat, the fewer times I’ll have to hear that question. Plus, I heard chocolate might act as an endorphin and maybe I’ll get such a chocolate high that I won’t be able to hear the. Maybe.